..Thank you because I wasn’t born in you!
I cheated today and only wore this motherfucker for one hour. I can’t believe that:
1) Once upon a time people used to wear corsets on a daily basis.
2) Some people find it erotic (it makes your ass look big and your face bordeaux).
Another thing I have to decline is my pearl thong (please don’t ask). I just can’t wear it. Sorry Samantha.